Greg Behrendt – getting old’s a bitch

FLIP WILSON with George Carlin

“The devil made me do it.”

“”What you see is what you get!”

“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”

GEORGE CARLIN completely uncensored

“I love this country. You can say what you want about this country, I love this place. I love the freedoms we used to have…”

DICK GREGORY a living legend

“I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.”

JIM BREUER party in your stomach

“Next time you go drinking remember, its like going to a party, but the party’s in your stomach”

DOG TEASE – bacon

“I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer, and you know what I found in there?”
“No, what?”

SANTANA LIVE
WOODSTOCK 1969
You’ve got to change your evil ways… baby
Before I stop loving you.
You’ve got to change… baby
And every word that I say, it’s true.
You’ve got me running and hiding
All over town.

STONES LIVE 1969
Oh, a storm is threat’ning
My very life today
If I don’t get some shelter
Oh yeah, I’m gonna fade away
War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

THE WHO LIVE 1967
People try to put us d-down (Talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin’ ’bout my generation)

MARVIN GAYE LIVE 1967
I used to go out to parties
And stand around
‘Cause I was too nervous
To really get down

BROOK BENTON LIVE 1970
Hoverin’ by my suitcase, tryin’ to find a warm place to spend the night
Heavy rain fallin’, seems I hear your voice callin’ “It’s all right.”
A rainy night in Georgia, a rainy night in Georgia
It seems like it’s rainin’ all over the world

THE GUESS WHO LIVE 1970
American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama, let me be
Don’t come a-hangin’ around my door
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you

JANIS JOPLIN LIVE 1969
Summertime, time, time,
Child, you’re living easy.
Fish are jumping out
And the cotton, Lord,
Cotton’s high, Lord, so high.

THE WHO LIVE 1968
I know you’ve deceived me, now here’s a surprise
I know that you have ’cause there’s magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

DOORS LIVE 1968
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn’t get much higher

MAMAS & POPAS LIVE 1966
All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray.
I’ve been for a walk on a winter’s day.
I’d be safe and warm if I was in L.A.;
California dreamin’ on such a winter’s day

ANIMALS LIVE 1965
We gotta get out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there’s a better life
For me and you

ANIMALS LIVE 1965
It’s my life and I’ll do what I want
It’s my mind and I’ll think like I want